filthycalum:

mashocake:

5sostrum:

parudise:

I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND IM DYING OF LAUGHTER I CANT

'DO YOU OWN LESBIAN PORN?'

HAHAHAHHAHA THIS MADE MY DAY

“VAGINAL EXCRETER”

(via grade-a-memo)


lumos5001:


sterlingkato:

MEMO: The space bar is important. 

also punctuation placement 

lumos5001:

sterlingkato:

MEMO: The space bar is important. 

also punctuation placement 

(via lovetteorleaveit)


Q
So I did anal with my boyfriend yesterday and I got home today and showered and while I was in the shower I thought I had to fart but I shit. I shit in the shower because my boyfriends dick fucked my butthole up.
Anonymous
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bigendernepeta:

revtomdildomolar:

sunflowerlily:

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what?? piE ? i gotta see this

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ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

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omfg no

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MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

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my anaconda dont

(via gretchasaur)



liquidglue:

I don’t CARE if this doesn’t fit your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-

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(via onlylolgifs)


penis-hilton:

tumblr bedtime stories

(via lindsaylohangmyself)


driftwoodorphanage:

tardisexuality:

do not trust people who get excited about halloween they may in fact be skeletons

Literally me

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queen-ant:

I left my cat out in the rain for about 0.2 seconds too long, which makes for some interesting facial expressions.
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very human faces for a cat

(via gretchasaur)


katara:

craigtucker-futhermucker:

animalics:

Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don’t panic

HNNNNGGG

"so they don’t panic"
The life of a Guinea Pig is 200% panic 

katara:

craigtucker-futhermucker:

animalics:

Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don’t panic

HNNNNGGG

"so they don’t panic"

The life of a Guinea Pig is 200% panic 

(via thedailylaughs)